Little Elvis

A fond name for, a personification of, or a euphemism alluding to an individual's real or artificial pecker. The King (Elvis) is reputed to have used the term to refer to his own dick.

Hey there, sugar-britches. Won'tcha come over here lay some lovin on Little Elvis?

by Elvis Aron Presley May 19, 2005

Keebler Elvis

A person who has consumed so many sweets and/or dessert foods that they feel like they're going to die on the toilet.

Sorry I'm late for work, I had a box of donuts for breakfast and felt like a total Keebler Elvis.

by krustaykristay June 29, 2011

elvis costello

n.
1. the greatest living songwriter.

"My Aim is True, This Year's Model and Armed Forces."

by jayque September 8, 2003

Dead Elvis

A middle-aged male,typically from a small town in the American south or midwest,who grew up in the 40s,50s,or early 60s,uses about a quart of Brylcreem or Vitalis to slick his hair into a 6-inch pompadour,wears his pants 3 sizes too tight with a massive beer-&-fried-chicken gut hanging out,is waaay too politically conservative,and typically drives a giant, rusty,early-70s Chevy,Ford,or Lincoln and listens to classic-country & rockabilly.Usually accompanied by a female with a beehive and tons of red lipstick.

"Look at that old dude that just got out of the '71 rustbucket Impala,what a Dead Elvis!"

by sns21274 May 20, 2009

elvis

The Absolute King of Rock and Roll . all you other punkasses can sit down and breath thru your nose.
He truly was Americas Penis. Huge and sleek and envied by the hole world. You are a free american today, because of Elvis' greatness. If for nothing else America was known as the birthpace of Elvis.
Elvis AAron Presley- Lisa Maries dad.
He gave it all, a simple man devoured by the darkness.

The news reporter yelled ''Elvis , you are the King!'', and Elvis, the coolest guy in the world, said ''Naw man, Jesus is the King, im just a singer." Amen.

by rockmonk September 6, 2005

Elvison

a word used to describe anybody who is Asian that has a coconut head or looks like Elvis.

Sammy: wow that guys head looks like a coconut!
Samantha: his name must be Elvison!
Sammy: Yeah!

by Luversz03 March 26, 2009

Elviscosity

1. the state or quality of sweat being sticky or slimy; a measure of uncleanliness that considers the quantities of hair grease, sweat, and dirt on an unkempt person recorded on a scale from 1 to 10.

Joaquin Phoenix registered an 8.5 on the "Elviscosity" scale during his spaced out performance on Davis Letterman, he looked like hadn't showered in months.

by Fotofly November 29, 2010