egoseismic

The belief that one's personal location directly affects the epicenter of earthquakes. A pun of "egocentric".

Friend1: Since we moved to California, there hasn't been an earthquake, but back in North Carolina, where we're from, there WAS one!

Friend2: Maybe it's US! Like, where we live can't get hit!

Friend1: That's not how it works. Quit being egoseismic.

by quanticat June 13, 2012

Egoseismic thinking

Thinking that when you moved somewhere, and there is an absence of earthquakes there, it is because of you.

Link: 'Wherever I go, earthquakes flee!'
Rhett: That's egocentric thinking.
Link: No, that's egoseismic thinking.

by SpasticTpying June 12, 2012

anti-egoseismic

Thinking that the earth changes it's behavior because of your actions.

"I think all the earthquakes left because we moved in" "That's anti-egoseismic"

by Toad Red Toadstool June 12, 2012

Egoseismic

When one thinks that the source of an earthquake moved because of himself/herself

"Maybe us coming out here redirected the epicenter of US earthquakes to where we were from"

"That's called egocentric thinking"

"I would call it egoseismic thnking"

by Moe'Suckra June 12, 2012

egoseismic

The belief that your personal location directly affects the epicenter of earthquakes.

Rhett: Since we've been out here we haven't experienced an earthquake, but back in North Carolina they DID have one.

Link: Maybe it's US! Maybe our moving out here redirected the epicenter of the nation's earthquakes!

Rhett: That's called egocentric thinking, thinking that we had something to do with it.

Link: I think it'd be egoSEISMIC.

by quanticat June 12, 2012

Egoseismic

A form of narcissism that assumes that the person is the cause of earthquakes in their location.

You are egoseismic to believe that there are earthquakes in Los Angeles because you live there.

by The4thRider June 12, 2012

Egoseismic

Link from GMM

Link is so egoseismic that he thinks he prevents earthquakes.

by Earthquake Man June 12, 2012