Eduardo 

A guy I fell in love with since the beggining of 6th grade

that i am pratticly obsseced with

i never had a chance with him and never will =')

freind: hi......tf are you staring out in the ope-

me: *wondering in the clouds dreaming about him*

freind: girl tf do youj even know him!?!?

me: no but i do know that he is fiiiine, whats his name?

freind: idk i think Eduardo or something like dat

me: no but fr he is dwknudbked

im so sorry idk why i did this

Eduardo by The GAWG GAWG 3000 February 14, 2022

eduardo 

boys named eduardo have very big cocks and will always treat a lady right and have ultimate rizz and will treat lady’s names dulce right especially especially short dulces who are in 7th grade

dulce: i love eduardos

eduardo by noteduardoreyes April 11, 2022

eduardo 

the name of my scrumptious boyfriend. i wanna lick his bootyhole fr fr😩

eduardos gf: eduardo lemme eat yo bootyhole baby girl 😍

eduardo: yes mamas

eduardo by bootyhole lovr April 21, 2022

Eduardo 

Simp

Damn have you heard from Eduardo?

No he been talking to this chick
Fucking simp

Eduardo by Shaqtus December 10, 2020

Eduardo 

Someone who is a horrible person to the greatest measures. He is a penisless trader and always has time to suck socks because he has nothing better to do or live for. In other words, this guy is a messed up motherfucker.

Person 1: You penisless trader!
Person 2: I'm not Eduardo, dude.

Eduardo by Your Mother II January 1, 2012

eduardo 

a person(s) who has split personalities and signs of madness (talking to self, feeding the park animals, talking in strange voices, making videos of themselves jumping on a bed, etc.) Often assumes their split personality of "sue", and then switches back to eduardo (really they are one and the same)

"hey !"
"HEY IM EDUARDO."
"eduardo...?"
"SHUT UP IM SUE."

eduardo by sue August 31, 2008

Eduardo 

Annoying as fuck wants to hangout every day.

I don't like that Eddie kid.

Eddy or eduardo

Eduardo by Mr junior October 29, 2019