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We dont need no education,
We don't need no thought control,
No dark sarcasam in the classroom,
Teacher leave those kids alone...

Hey, Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
by Dan? December 12, 2003
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Education Inflation

When a job, which ten years ago only required a high school education, now requires a bachelor's degree or higher. Other jobs, once requiring only a bachelor's degree, now require a master's degree.
You would think with my job experience that I could get a job as a sales representative at that crappy store. However, due to education inflation, I must now have a bachelor's degree.
by ARBaker August 11, 2011
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Educational Suicide

When you fail to complete an assignment/project and your grade drops so low that it can't be fixed.
Damn, if i dont this history project, my grade is going to commit educational suicide
by AviMgg December 28, 2015
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distance education

when you are too overpowered for physical school and do it from the comfort of your own home online.
person 1: "Oh you do distance education??"
person 2: "yea..."
person 1 "so its like homeschool"
person 2: "no Jeremy its not"
person 1 "so does your dad teach you about sex education with visuals?"
person 2 "no Jeremy you twat!"
*proceeds to beat Jeremy with a bat*
by kitconnorswife69 August 28, 2022
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Restoring the Meaning of Education is a non-profit organization that wants to improve the school system all over the globe. They want to make school: fun, safe, interactive, practical, affordable, and less stressful.

They have updates from Barack Obama (the President of the United States of America).

They also have a chat room, forum, and blog.
Restoring the Meaning of Education has practical solutions.
by Hollister212 July 23, 2011
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oH mY gOsh eDucAte yOuRseLf

When two bitches went to ace con and we’re rude to Sebastian Stan and Anthony Mackie. And now has become a meme.
Seb: who’s tessa?
Bitch:HIS DOG OH MY GOSH EDUCATE YOURSELF
by Thotcheetopuffs July 7, 2018
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Educated Fool

An educated fool is a person that is filled with book knowledge but is lacking in "common sense"
Mike Latoris-Yo do you see Dick Gozinya over there? Hes trying to teach that dog how to memorized the Periodic Table

Phil McCavity-Boy! Dick sure is a dumbass, an educated fool no doubt...
by PseudoNympho666 September 28, 2010
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