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Enlightenment

The act of separating your ego from your self and becoming pure awareness.

This is what enlightenment is all about, not that fake woke bullshit everyone's been spitting these days.
If you ever use enlightenment in a sentence to represent yourself. You need to take that ego down a notch bob.
by b0d May 26, 2020
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People of the Natural Enlightenment

an environmental movement/group/cult that holds leprechauns and three leaf clovers in high regard as they tie in to their theory about solving the global warming crisis.
the People of the Natural Enlightenment partake in environmental workshops to clean the earth
by ezohar April 22, 2009
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Enlightened

Being in one of two particular states of high achieved from smoking marijuana or the synthetic JWH found in some brands of incense.

The first level of enlightenment is characterized by a euphoric enjoyment of reading and writing literature (especially poetry) or philosophy. This is particularly true of the works of the Beat writers of the 50's. This state is best accompanied by medium low lighting, the music of Charlie Parker or Miles Davis, the poetry of Alan Ginsberg and Gary Snyder, a notebook and pen, and a pack of cigarettes.

The second level of enlightenment is more trippy and psychedelic. The Beatles "Here Comes the Sun" and coloring in a coloring book are the preferred activities for this state. Staring off into space "thinking about stuff." In this state, one may profess to be able to understand the meaning of the songs "Come Together" or "I Am the Walrus." The following examples are representative of the second level of enlightenment.
1. Friend 1: How enlightened are you right now?

Friend 2: I'm pretty baked, in the sense that I feel like

the fried potato wedges under the warming

lamp at the deli in the grocery store.

2. Text from hot female friend: Just how enlightened are you?

Enlightened reply: If you were here right now, you'd

probably want to hug me, because it would seem like

I was about to turn into a cartoon animal.
by Random122387 October 29, 2010
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Enlightened One

1. One who is marked by a considerable amount of knowledge and reasoning ability.
2. A legendary Starsiege: Tribes player and charmer of young females.
3. A garden tool used primarily for digging.
That studious boy is studying so he can become an Enlightened One.
by Charles Favroth February 19, 2003
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Enlightenment

Realising that have a glass of wine at the end of the day is just really f*cking nice
James found enlightenment after 2 weeks of sobriety
by ArtVanderly1969 January 20, 2021
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Elightenmentful

When you’re too cool for school and smart in an enlightened way
Woah you being the bigger man is so Elightenmentful
by Urban. . Dictionary January 28, 2023
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web-enlightenment

A new era of enlightenment of the masses made possible by the easily accessible information provided by the internet.
In this age of web-enlightenment, anyone can be an expert at anything in just a few clicks.
by thinker234 December 16, 2011
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