elastic eagle

A drunk homosexual who flaps his arms and legs while being sodomized.

Last night Bruno showed me the elastic eagle, he was drunk as hell.

by still waters May 10, 2009

ebastie

You’re a goat without exception.

Ngl ebastie, you’re a goat

by Ebastie June 10, 2020

elast

an 8 member kpop group under e entertainment. the members are choiin, rano, seungyeop, baekgyeul, romin, wonhyuk, wonjun, and yejun.

gayboys.

i love elast sm !!

by kpxpniverse October 13, 2020

Funk Elastic

A dance, in which the arms are swung backwords in large semi-circles. The dance is often used while "krumping" and is refered to in the song "I Wanna Get High" by Cypress Hill. The dance is also seen in the intro to "Just Jordan", a popular Nickelodean show. The dance is preformed by Kristen Combs.

"Well that's the Funk Elastic,
the blunt I twist it,
the slamafied, (buddafied) funk on your discus." -"I Wanna Get High" by Cypress Hill

Stoner #1: Last night we were so baked...

Stoner #2: Oh, you know it broski.

Stoner #1: Did you see Amy start dancing after she took a hit?

Stoner #2: Nah, dude, what'd she do?

Stoner #1: She did the FUNK ELASTIC biatch!

Stoner #2: Duuuuudddddeeee! Niiiiicccceee!

Towelie: Wanna get high?

Stoner #1: Holy shit! It's Towelie!

Stoner #2: Dude are we high already?

Stoner #1: Chaaaaaaaa...Light it up Towelie!

Stoners light up with Towelie and then proceed to do the Funk Elastic themselves.

by Broski McBroski February 20, 2009

Elasticles

Do you're balls hang low? do they wobble to and fro? can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier, do you balls hang low?

I had been really self conscious about my elasticles growing up, i couldn't wear shorts or boxers, I even used to tape them to the side of my leg. Thats why I'm so glad I met Stacy! She loves 'em! She plays with 'em all the time, and not the way my dog used to, like she's gentle and stuff...it's cool.

by Chris Colletti January 3, 2009

Blast-e-Blast

Having a blast while simultaneously getting blasted.
Smoking marijuana while having a good time.

last night me and tim had a blast-e-blast when we climbed up the water tower and smoked a marijuana joint.

by party marty jr. September 14, 2010

elastic asshole

The rectum of a female or even male that has been fucked roughly or "slammed" so many times that it is totally reamed out at a much larger size that it can stretch to anytime, at will. Making it useful for quick anal action with absolutely no effort.

I'm going over to Sally's house tonight because I heard that bitch has an elastic asshole.

by Jack Adick January 6, 2005