Safety Pin Earring

a safety pin, if worn as an earring, usually means that someone is part of the LGBTQ+ comunity or most often simply gay.

person A: do you think she's into girls? should I make a move on her?
person B: yea, she's wearing a safety pin earring. she's probably gay.

by winter-valentine February 13, 2018

Hoop Earring Theory

It is a theory about non-black girls involving the wearing of hoop earrings. The theory states the bigger the hoops a girl wears (usually a white girl), the more likely she is to date a black guy. It's usually pretty accurate, although there are always exceptions to this theory.

Sarah has jungle fever and always wears big hoop earrings; this is her signal to men of color that she likes the black D. Lee, a black man, picked up on this and asked her out--they've been dating ever since! Sarah is proof that the "Hoop Earring Theory" is true!

by HoopChick May 18, 2009

erronic

Idiotically erroneous.

Trying to put out a grease fire with water is erronic.

by Unspellable March 20, 2014

Earon

A strong person that loves to help anyone and everyone. Loves to use her smarts all the time!

Earon keeps a smile on her face through thick and thin!

by Peanut butter and jelly 5 September 21, 2016

Ankle Earrings

Reference to a male or female’s willingness to place their ankles behind her ears, for the purpose of sex.

Person A: “I’m going home with that hot Moroccan at the bar”
Person B: “No way, their out of your league!”

Person A: “They’ll be wearing Ankle Earrings before the end of the night”

by Budget Ninja April 21, 2021

pearl earrings

when a man releases his seed upon a female counterpart and, with the proper aim and well-timed loads, can shoot semen upon the bottom of the woman's ears, and have them drip down so as to resemble pearl earrings

"Dude, I gave Molly a set of pearl earrings so amazing I had to take a photo of them- check it out."
"Yeah man, totally incredible."

by Chris Hayes December 13, 2005

Hoop Earring Theory

The bigger the hoop, the more a woman likes anal sex.

"I noticed your 5" hoops and wanted some help in a little study I'm performing. It's called the Hoop Earring Theory, which states that the bigger the hoop, the more a woman likes anal sex. Can you tell me if that it true?"

by Seth and Scott April 28, 2008