earnemies

1. What one calls iPod headphones when they won't fit or stay in your ears.
2. The opposite of earbuds.

I tried to listen to my iPod while I was jogging, but my earnemies kept popping out.

by trixietricycle October 26, 2008

Mrs. Earner

She is the dead George Washington. Old AF, and always wears boys clothes

Wow, that Mrs. Earner is so ugly

by Ianthebest6040234 October 5, 2017

Earley

To hook up with or take advantage of an intoxicated or otherwise impaired female while being sober.
Origin unknown, but it is believed to originate from the name of someone who frequented this practice.

She was wasted, but he hadn't had a drop to drink. He definitely pulled an Earley.

by Barrald November 11, 2008

Earneh

White/Caucasian, obnoxious, and completely oblivious. Normally used in the context of describing a person, but may be used in other instances.

Origin: Unknown.
Similar words: Shisno, n00b, FNG, FUBAR

That was a very EARNEH move, you n00b.

Did you see that EARNEH kid at lunch? He had no idea what was going on and kept asking me what had happened.

by Domingo Chavez April 9, 2008

hard earned truth

It's the realization of what's true, after going through tough times to get to the truth.

I found it to be a hard earned truth, only realized after going through one of lifes challenges.

by JulJJuesJules July 31, 2017

earneka

A african-american, loving independent mother who has one son. Whom has a bestfriendship like no other on this planet, and grows her hair out with her son. Plus her son is taller than her and light skinned.

I love earneka

by Young_man88 January 16, 2017

Earnest Gay Thoughts

Jay Malsky. Liberal actor. Also known as "The Jerk Who Yelled In Disney World's Hall of Presidents".

Me: I just saw a video of a guy yelling "Lock Him Up!" at Trump's robot in the Hall of Presidents today.
Brook: Who yelled?
Me: Earnest Gay Thoughts. Real name: Jay Malsky.

by thebear424 June 11, 2018