Earneh

White/Caucasian, obnoxious, and completely oblivious. Normally used in the context of describing a person, but may be used in other instances.

Origin: Unknown.
Similar words: Shisno, n00b, FNG, FUBAR

That was a very EARNEH move, you n00b.

Did you see that EARNEH kid at lunch? He had no idea what was going on and kept asking me what had happened.

by Domingo Chavez April 9, 2008

Earnest

He is a great father and is very sweet and kind and he may act all tough on the outside but on the inside he is a cuddle bear and is caring if u are down.

My dad
Earnest is Awesome!

by Kay.A November 13, 2019

Earnest Blowjob

Also called an earnest blowie or an earnie.

A type of blowjob given on a Sunday night while eating breakfast. The blowjob is served with both hands behind the back, at a slow pace, with eye contact half the time. Low-tempo background music is suggested.

Example: "Hey Job I heard your wife is giving earnest blowjobs these days!"
Job: "Yes."

by Splatter Spree November 16, 2017

Earned my stripes

Earned respect through some activity

I've earned my stripes, I earned my respect.

I've put in work, I've earned my stripes

by NoCap🚫 April 3, 2019

Un-earned Cuddle

The act of waking up to a one night stand and having that person clinging and cuddling you as if you are in a serious relationship.

I woke up to go piss and that random girl was clinging to my waist. I don't even know her name. A total Un-Earned Cuddle.

by Gwynnetastic February 27, 2010

Dale Earnhardt

Our redneck savior. He crashed for our sins, and on the third lap, he rose again, and ascended into heaven, where he rideth shotgun for our Lord, the Almighty God.

In Dale Earnhardt's name, we pray. Ay-men.

by M. Helton December 10, 2009

earnesha

Young beautiful brown skin she may seem ghetto but is very sweet and loving hard working loyal to whom ever she is in a relationship with loves her family will do anything to help them her body is also amazing.

Earnesha is a beautiful brown skin person

by Virties December 18, 2019