Un-earned Cuddle

The act of waking up to a one night stand and having that person clinging and cuddling you as if you are in a serious relationship.

I woke up to go piss and that random girl was clinging to my waist. I don't even know her name. A total Un-Earned Cuddle.

by Gwynnetastic February 27, 2010

Ehred

pronounced as the landscape, this is the most bad ass of all family names! true killers, if you fuck with one of us we will rip your family apart and leave them rotting for weeks for the mail-lady to find. Ehreds were the inventors of awesomeness. without at least one Ehred alive the world wouldn't be able to exist. its like God himself hand them down as a gift for humanity.

An ice age didn't kill dinosaurs, an Ehred got bored with them!

by bleedingmind February 3, 2010

earsdropping

well its basically eavesdropping but french people tend to call it ears dropping

frenchmen was earsdropping on his employees

by raigad July 22, 2016

eardrum assassin

Refers To Someone Who Annoyingly Talks TOO Much. Someone Who Never Shuts-Up.

Joe: Bla , BlaBla, Bla, Blabaabaabaa.

Dude; Will You STFU Your An "Eardrum Assassin"

by DGringo October 1, 2009

eardick

the bluetooth earpiece that seemingly unimportant people feel the need to wear constantly.

question: Does that seemingly unimportant guy have a bionic ear from the future or something?

answer: No, nothing that cool by any means, it's just another eardick!

by jdogggggggggggggggg June 20, 2007

easedrop

a common misunderstanding of the word Eavesdrop. Which means to listen in on a conversation.

I'm gonna easedrop on those two idiots.

by filthy steve June 19, 2008

Eardley

The act of launching a projectile at a close target, but missing due to a temporary inability to aim / perceive the distance of said object/target.

Throwing a ball of paper at the bin that's less than 3 feet away from you and missing would prompt a bystander to proclaim "My Word, You've just done an Eardley.

by GeekThree February 12, 2010