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Epressed

To have lack of, slow or intermitent internet connection.

This word sums up the emotional state of a person when they have to endure early 90's internet speeds, unreliability and scarcity.

E-pression is a state most common in; deep rural areas, teens in questionable internet cafes, and most adults working in tiny offices where the IT dept consists of a guy called Jeff and a trusty broom used to switch servers on and off.
Jeff: Sorry Tom the servers are down, it's gonna take an hour or so to re-boot.

Tom: Dude, I've got a presentation that needs to be emailed through now.

Jeff: Sorry dude, nothing I can do.

Tom: Can't believe I'm being epressed again, I hate this office!!!
by simplez September 10, 2009
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Eprikiniel

Eprikiniel can be a verb or a noun. It means to make something happen with nothing, or with the limited resources at your disposal. As a noun, it means the thing you have used to create your bodge. It is a creative solution.
Verb: If you use a wire coat hanger to reattach your broken exhaust pipe, you have eprikinielled your exhaust.

Noun: The wire coat hanger would be the eprikiniel.
by knobtwiddler September 4, 2013
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Eproclate

When a person construct or change the work or writeup of someone or somebody from what it was to something better
The book (the stupidity of life) was eproclated by olatunde precious
by Preshlove July 9, 2018
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Epræcæcældflc

It basically means Isabella and Nicklas is going to fuck
No matter if Isabella has mensturation
Vi skal epræcæcældflc
Hehehe
by Isabellalover September 21, 2018
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eprophesy

noun

contrary to prophecy or prophesy which are a prediction or farsightedness of something that will happen in the future, an event which is the actuation of some divination. eprophesy, however, expounds a certain eventuality that will unfold in the future, ensuing of a predisposed plan or scheme, which although might be (but not necessarily) divinely influenced.
Mike foretells an eprophesy of a scheme that he believes has been formulated by his enemies and will play out in a few years time.
by Baron Neville July 27, 2019
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eprx

Eprx isnt a cool guy and if you ever meet him report him to the police because he has touched 15 children. Hopefully I can -urban eprx this.
Man: Hey eprx
Me: dont you dare
by Nutti Boi September 13, 2020
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Epreshae

A person that is a good lover, good friend will beat a bitch ass hates loud ppl loves rolled tacos
by zzaiii November 23, 2021
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