Epic Beard Man

Epic Beard Man is a 67 year old mother fucker who slaps the shit out of tough guys.

Did you see that dead black guy in the street? I think Epic Beard Man killed him.

by the Gnart February 17, 2010

Epic of Gilgafail

noun: a failure so large that ordinary descriptions, such as "Epic Failure," cease to distinguish it from the ho-hum everyday failures. Takes its roots from the ancient Sumerian text _The Epic of Gilgamesh_.

Only you can decide when an Epic of Gilgafail happens. The prerequisites are that it must be painful, time-consuming, and/or humiliating.

by bagel4732 February 24, 2009

epicer

(1)way more than epic
(2)way better than somthing that is already epic
see epic and then multiply it by 109,492,847,832.2

Dude, this vid. is way epicer than that one.

by WNxSexyCat December 9, 2008

Epic Failure!

Someone who has any moment when they thought they could be sucessful but they end up failing EPICALLY!!!

Mason my uber epic failure! buddy and me myself and I who are epic failures

by Falloutgirl0916 October 20, 2009

Team EPIC

Initially formed in the fight to rid the world of Jäger (aka Jäger Quest) by drinking it dry, Team EPIC is a remarkable, awe-inspiring duo with the sole purpose to save lives with nothing but awesomeness!

Team EPIC are fearless beyond measure and will stop at nothing to ensure that the levels of awesome are at their highest and that each adventure reeks of epic proportions.

People view Team EPIC as a form of enigma, with several believing that a team so awesome surely couldn’t exist. But with many becoming dependant on the “Awesome Fix” Team EPIC bring to the table during every adventure - it won’t be long before Team EPIC the world!

“Team EPIC is the shit!”
“Dude, that was totally ‘Team EPIC’ Awesome!”
“The Team EPIC way is the right way!”

by missEPIC February 8, 2010

Epic dump

A dump is considered epic, when pooping no longer causes the toilet water to splash.

Person 1: I just took an epic dump!
Person 2: I bet the toilet is clogged now...
Person 1: It is.

by AtokNiiro May 31, 2010

Epic Sax Guy

Originally named Sergey Stepanov, is the saxophonist of "Sunstroke Project & Olia Tira" which entered the Eurovision Song Contest 2010 and got 22th.
His sax solo is now being looped all over the internet as the new Rick Roll because people find him, and his raybands, extremely epic.

Pro: Hey! Did you check out that video?

Nub: Yea, it was just some random guy playing the sax.

Pro: RANDOM GUY?? IT WAS THE EPIC SAX GUY!!

by |)1|\||)3 June 8, 2010