emmy

emmy (em-me)n./v.: 1. blasphemous slimy creature that slithers where there are lemons present; sometimes referred to as 'oh sh!t here it comes'.
2. the act of doing 'innapropriate and objectionable actions' on a church altar.

1. (noun): I ran for my life screaming as the emmy scuttled towards me.
2. (verb) To the extreme shock and terror of the church congregation, the nun and the priest started to emmy to the left of the collection plate.

by mortimer October 23, 2004

Emmy

Emmy has such a fat dong 😫

“Yo dude did you hear about the new girl Emmy?”
“Yeah bro I heard she’s packing heat!”

by Squirmy wormy May 22, 2020

Emmy

Skilled at the art of taking many large penis at once, to enjoy rimming dirty poop holes

wow, did you see the way that chick pulled an emmy, so many penis and dirty poop holes at onces

by NaNNeR April 19, 2014

Emmy

A girl who thinks she's beautiful but really looks like a toe

John: did you see Emmy yesterday

Frank: yeah, she looked nasty

by Lynne's August 14, 2016

emmy

Emmy (verb)- the act of committing a grave, unthinkable, otherwise avoidable sexual mistake with a whale of a woman due to total inebriation. A tragic event often ending with a morning wake up next to a 300+ pound silverback who's only feminine trait is her overwhelmingly potent vaginal fumes.

Clint: Dude do you really wanna do this?
Dan: I do what i does, cause its what i do homie..
Clint: umm ok man.. dont say i didnt warn you..

the next morning:
Dan: God damn it bro, why didnt you stop me from that Emmy?
Clint: ha
Dan: She wanted seconds in the morning, so i called my dad to come pick me up

by Mr.Ayestwood March 30, 2010

emmy

the incarnation of toxicity and pain in its purest for. similar to a Karen but ten times worse if not more

fuck you emmy
you remind me of emmy

by ciluka May 20, 2020

Emmy

Emmy is the most beautiful girl you will meet. She is very sweet and kindhearted. Will kill that bitch. Very kind to friends and boyfriends. Also the most loyal

That girl is so beautiful, she must be a Emmy.

by White Dora 6 January 31, 2020