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Elmer's Glue

A euphemism for male ejaculate. So named because of the similarities between semen and elmer's glue.
John: Dude, I took this bitch to kindergarten last night.
Matt: Huh?
John: I put my elmer's glue in her mouth.
Matt: Nice.

(In the bedroom)
Tim: This is just like a 2nd grade art project.
Nancy: What are you talking about?
Tim: I spread you out, moved you around, tore you up, now I'm about to finish you off with some elmer's glue and you'll probably get some in your hair.
Nancy: Yummy.
by bryri February 27, 2010
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rpg elements

Term used when a video game developers add popular elements out of MMORPGs into action games in the hopes to attract fans of the roleplaying games or kids addicted to World of Warcraft. Unrelated to actual roleplaying or real story-driven elements.
- Diablo 3? Oh it's got great rpg elements!
- No, it does not. It's got loot and levelling, but really it's jack-shit on the story and roleplaying side.
by LexMajor July 18, 2013
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Elemeno

The word that comes between "k" and "p." In advanced cultures, it replaces the letters "l," "m," "n," and "o."
a, b, c, d, e, f, g,
h, i, j, k, elemeno, p,
q, r, s,
t, u, v,
w, x,
y, and z.
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Elsmere

Town in Northern Delaware, just outside of Wilmington. It's exactly one square mile, surrounded by a creek which is used as its boundry. although it is small in size it has its own police department, with some really good looking officers and some crazy ones. has recently become ground zero for the illegal immigrant infestation. which has invited gangs from neighboring larger cities. which gives the town a bad name. the center of town is the fire house and the Wawa.
Person 1: Where are you from?

Person 2: I'm from E-town?

Person 1: The fuck is that?

Person 2: Its Elsmere.
by Montana2356 January 10, 2008
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element eighty

On the Periodic Table of Elements, the 80th element. Having so many # of protons, neutrons, etc.
Oh yeah. Also the only good Alternative Rock band in existence.
Based in Dallas, TX
by larstait October 8, 2003
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Elmer Fudd

A fucking idiot who spends his days getting the shit kicked out of him by a rabbit and a duck.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! That fucking rabbit stole Elmer Fudd's shotgun and shoved it up the stupid fucker's ass for the seventeenth time today!
by DarkMillennia August 16, 2003
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Elmer Alert

Similar to an "Amber Alert" but differs in the fact that it involves a missing or lost person who is elderly and more often than not, succumbed to the inevitable grip of senility. They can often times be spotted wandering aimlessly in a public place, seemingly in a drug induced or in some cases, under medicated and confused state usually emitting the faint smell of urine due to incontinence.
Someone should really check to see if there is a Elmer Alert out on that guy who has been sitting in that showroom Prius for 6 hours.
by BallsDeep2010 February 25, 2010
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