Elijah

The man you should marry.......seriously.
I did not want to have a child so early, but I love it so much because Elijah is the father.
by khpro August 29, 2011
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Elijah

Elijah is a guy that will make your heart race every time you see him. He is looking for a real reletionship and doesn't bother with sluts. He loves to skateboard and loves rock music.
Whoa! Did you see Elijah skate by?

Yeah I nearly fainted!
by Smexyguy June 16, 2015
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Elijah

Your typical lazy, chill, gaming friend. Perfers flavoured drinks over plain water. Can be charming and "cute" at times. Enjoys making racist and perverted jokes at the best and worst moments.
Brian: Hey Elijah want to go downtown?
Elijah: Nah, I'm... busy.
Brian: With what?
Elijah: My 14 kill streak.
by ThatNinjaKidd March 02, 2017
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Elijahism

The fake religion associated with Eli Goldsworthy. The bible is a scrapbook full of pictures of him and his actor, Munro Chambers. There is also a Pope.
Kirstinb: ELI IS SMEX AMEN
LOVEROFELI: I love Elijahism
by Loverofeli August 17, 2010
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Elijah

The most charming, adorable, and sweet guy you will ever meet. An Elijah is EXTREMELY good in bed and dates girls, and has friends with benefits. If you don't have an Elijah in your life, get one!
"Purrrr, I just fucked that Elijah last night!"
"Aww girl don't cry, you need an Elijah!"
by Stacygurrrl10111 April 01, 2009
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Elijah

A handsome, cute, and sexy guy who is looking for a real relationship.

That Elijah is looking for something deeper than a fling.
by hocus pocus1 February 09, 2009
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Elijah

Literally the coolest and hottest human being in the universe, and an absolute SEXY BEAST. People go their whole lives longing to be with someone as absolutely incredible as Elijah. If you ever meet an Elijah, then you've found pure gold.
Person-"yo, I met an Elijah yesterday"
Other person-"WOAH DUDE LUCKY!!!"
by The Atlantic Slave Trade May 11, 2020
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