A hot, bloody shit turd on a plate covered in semen
"This food tastes like shit, I may as well have asked for a Filthy Dutchman" or "I served up a nice hot Filthy Dutchman on their doorstep"
by Iamtheliquor December 29, 2015
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A sexual act in which a small object is shoved into the opening of the male's genitals as he ejaculates. Plugging the leak! This will typically cause a man to scream uncontrollably.
My friend had a woman screaming Dutchman him one time with the tip of a glue bottle.
by R3DTW1N April 18, 2014
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The act of hobbling to get toilet paper after a gut busting, ass dirtying shit.
I dropped a shit then realized I was out of TP. I had to do the Dutchmans Hobble all the way to the closet.
by Horn521 June 13, 2015
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The dopest term for marijuana.

the term was coined from the fact that pot is sold at coffee shops in holland.
"Dude, let's go drink some dutchman's coffee and get fuckin ripped"
by Sunday Chillz September 23, 2008
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When recieving oral sex from a woman, just prior to climax, scream out in a high pitched voice "Here comes the flying dutchman!". This is the ultimate example of Brunsky-esque sexual tomfoolery.
I had no respect for X. She gave me head, and I gave her a good old-fashioned flying dutchman.
by Tim Hirsch September 4, 2005
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where your having sex with a girl standing up, and you do a cartwheel.
man 1: My girl taught me how to do a flying dutchman!
man 2: Hows your penis doing?
man 1: still broken.
by Robrobrockstar February 6, 2006
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A fast-moving ghostly train found late at night on Wenz Rd. in Toledo, Ohio.
We were late to the party because we got stopped by the Rolling Dutchman.
by Cara!!! and Rob July 30, 2008
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