duckin planks

One of the results of playing the "name game" with the popular phrase "fuckin skanks" (from the My New Haircut video).

1. It can be used in place of "fuckin skanks" to reference anyone or anything that sucks or annoys you in the slightest way.
2. It can also be thought of as an image. I particularly enjoy picturing a guy running through a narrow alley with hundreds of people lining the rooftops and throwing 2x4's at him.

"The basalmic vinegar spilled all over our fridge again when the maintenance guy moved it to fix the outlet." "Ah, duckin planks."

"The halloween party was pretty cool, all the girls were dressed like duckin planks."

"Holy shit! I'm duckin planks!"

by skanketeer March 14, 2009

duckin my phone calls

When your trying to get a hold of someone and they purposely ignore your phone calls.

I can't believe Nas keeps duckin my phone calls, I need to talk to the landlord and sign my lease.

by Oneandahalf May 6, 2014

donald duckin' it

to go completely naked from the waist-down while wearing a shirt, just like donald duck. headwear and footwear are fine, as long as the two central rules are followed: 1) must not be wearing any pants or underpants at all, flopping your junk around for all to see, and 2) must be wearing a shirt.

"when we walked down to the nude end of baker beach this weekend to check out the surf, we saw a wrinkly naked guy doing yoga and two other dudes playing frisbee. one of them was totally donald duckin' it!"

"no way!"

"oh yeah - floppy sun hat, red t-shirt, flip flops, and a smile. i'm still creeped out about it."

by htron June 26, 2007

Ducking

Leaving early or hiding, sometimes in order to avoid a certain person or a group of people.

Ex.#1
"Chris is coming over tonight, he wants to talk to you."

"What? Oh Emm Gee. Fine, I'm ducking. I don't feel like dealing with him tonight. Just...call me when he leaves."

Ex.#2
"I'm gonna go over to Clint's tonight and see a movie with him and Courtney."

"Yeah? I guess I'm ducking out then, I'm gonna take a disco nap, so call me when you guys get out of the movie."

by Anna-Rotic June 22, 2007

Duckin

When you know someone is more dominant than you in any aspect of life so you completely avoid them

Donnie got lucky by winning a madden game with a last second Hail Mary*

Danny: Yo that play was bullshit play me again if you think you hard or some shit

Donnie: Nah bro that’s a waste of time I got nothing to prove

Marty: Aye yo Donnie got lucky and now he’s duckin Danny cause he knows that he’d get his ass whooped if they played again, what a pussy bitch

by Cadet_Tard69 January 6, 2020

snuggly duckling

a pub. a five star joint. the home of a bunch of pub thugs with dreams. also the home of a lot of rats. and if ur looking 4 someone in it you might try the hidden passageway. near rapunzel's tower

snuggly duckling in the tangled movie

by Flynn Rider or Eugene November 22, 2011

duckninja jr.

Are aspiring duckninja's who have been taken under the wing of a jedi duckninja. Depending on the duckninja in training skill set the period until full blown duckninja status can vary from years to centuries. The ancient duckninja craft has been passed down for thousands of years. Many different decoy sets, calling styles, and or shooting ablities have to be mastered before said trainee can dawn the coveted ninja duck call. All duck ninjas can be identified by their call. One call shall be worn by a true old school taught duckninja. Olt-cutdown 1930-1940 model hand cut by a oltsmith with just the right angle. No other calls can be accepetd!

All posser duckninja's are to be killed on site!

The quickest I have seen someone go from duckninja jr. to a full blown duckninja was one month. She had ninja skills like no other. She goes by SASHA!

by duckninja6 April 20, 2010