Derek

Guy who steals at lunch and throws cheese.

Derek stole from China.

by I’m China 42358 January 26, 2020

Derek Zoolander

A Male Model
3% Body Fat. 1% Brain Activity
Played by Ben Stiller (the funniest guy in the whole wide world!)
"There's more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking."

See Zoolander or Ben Stiller

by Rachael (the BIGGEST Offspring fan EVER) March 26, 2005

derekdick

The smallest possible unit of measurement.

That bullet missed me by a derekdick!

by Obscurewords April 14, 2015

Derek Shepherd

Derek Shepherd was a hot freaking neurosurgeon at Grey-Sloan Memorial. He did the impossible everyday.

Person 1: WOW, look at that guy!
Person 2: Yeah he’s okay, but he nothing compared to Derek Shepherd!

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Derek

Can sing high. Like this.

Bow bow I'm Derek and I can sing high like thiiiiis and I can sing hiiigh hiiigh

by dereksinginghighlikethis October 19, 2020

Derek Jeter

The Short Stop for Yankees

MVP of 2000

by Anonymous May 24, 2003

derek call

to make a bad decision, to exercise poor judgment, make a bad call. Derelict at duty.

President Bush's downright derek call to allow Mexican truckers free access to American highways, was blocked by emergency legislation.

by sandspit November 8, 2007