Triathlon

Sex technique for the men.
You breathe deep (head)
Go ride her. (On top/bike)
The run her. (Bottom/Run)

I ran the triathlon on her last night.
Hoovered, drove, ran it.

by S.Mathews February 4, 2009

triathlon

when three sexual instances are performed.

we participated in a triathlon when she blew me, gave me and hand job, and then we had sex

by meegle time. February 23, 2011

Dryathlon

A non-alchoholic three month period, tending to span between January and March.

Indy - ‘NYE was hefty this year I’m going to have to do dry January’

Roxy - ‘speak it sister, I need a dryathlon’

by RoxIndClau July 8, 2022

Triathlon nose

When you have had two mouthfuls of a hot food and your nose starts running.

Jimmy had to leave the table and get a tissue because he was having a triathlon nose.

by Lolcheezcake.fun August 23, 2014

triathlon cunt

A cunt that is a cunt in three different ways. Such as; Uses Oxy clean instead of bleach, Wipes their ass standing up, thinks poetry is soothing.

Tim is such a "Triathlon Cunt".

by Eric696969666 January 3, 2017

triathlon

A threesome.

Me: my girlfriend offered to do a triathlon tonight: me, her, and her twin that I never met before!
Friend: awesome dude, no worries her brother is such a nice guy!

by gcal September 10, 2018

Triathlon

A sport where human failures compete.
If you are not good enough at running, cycling or swimming why not just put them together to make a sport for rejects.

Oh you like underaged children, then you mist be a triathlonist right?

My dad left me after coming out as a triathlonist!

by #CancelTriathlon May 22, 2021