Betty Draper Eyes

Like Bette Davis Eyes, except she sees everything as if she was still a spoiled little girl instead of an adult.

Responsibility always causes sighs,

she's got Betty Draper Eyes.

by far2drnk June 12, 2012

Shaun Dreyer

a guy who goes to SMES and has really red hair. he is a major player and i get really jealous!
he's my counterpart and i love him!!!!
haha i hope he sees this one day!!!!!

i love Shaun.
did u see Shaun?
Ya his hair was really orange today!

by maybe tak March 18, 2005

dryer surprise

When you open the dryer to put wet laundry in only to discover "someone" left it full of clothes.

I'll just put these clothes into the - uh-OH - WTF! - dryer surprise!

by da Chetster July 22, 2010

Maggie's Drawers

A red flag raised at a military firing range to indicate that a shooter has missed the target.

I shot ten rounds and all I got was Maggie's Drawers.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Dryer Liar

A person who when using a public restroom that has electric hand dryers rather than paper towels, who doesn't wash their hands but pushes the button on the dryer before leaving, so that when they open the door, others may hear it running and just assume that they washed their hands.

I heard the hand dryer when John walked out, but he's not fooling me, he's just a dryer liar.

by R. Mooers February 10, 2009

Goodie drawer

A drawer that holds all of your "pleasure" items, suchs as dildos, vibrators, and toys. It may also contain condoms.

Do YOU have a goodie drawer?

by jmadnomoney March 25, 2011

sock drawer

an area in your cloest designated for pornography storage. Could contian socks.

Girl 1: Yesterday I went through my boyfriend's sock drawer and guess what I found?
Girl 2: Socks?
Girl 1: No you idiot, volumes of porn!

by xykorix March 6, 2007