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Unrealistic Dreamer

Noun.

The Unrealistic Dreamer is a random series of unplanned and awkward mistakes crashing together to compose something both beautiful and heartbreaking. He or she is a fierce protector, fast and strong, intellectual and scientific, romantic and lonely, all at once. He or she is, contrary to first impression, very realistic and clear-thinking, and sees past the smokescreen that is 'life' to see the levers and pulleys that run the machine, thus enabling them to conquer the major trials of modern life fairly easily, although the small things such as being social do not come as easily. an Unrealistic Dreamer is an enigma to be analyzed, a precious treasure to be discovered, hiding in plain sight, merged unconventionally with his or her surroundings.
Unrealistic Dreamer - a person that resembles a mix between an escapist, a poet, a genius, and a schizophrenic.
by SomewhereNowhere December 15, 2009
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lucky drawers

A pair of "drawers" or boxers/underwear that you have that are very lucky. You wear them when you need a lot of luck and they tend to help out in tough situations. Also your favorite pair of drawers
Dude1: man we really need some luck for today. We might lose the championship game
Dude2: no worries homeboy, im wearin my lucky drawers, we're gonna win no matter what.
by jordanc45 January 19, 2011
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dreamerbulker

A guy that pretends to be a permabulker but lacks the permabulker's muscle mass and ability to move weight, while still sporting a voluminous gut. Frequently trains chest, lats and biceps and avoids training legs or lower back in order to keep some semblance of what he considers a V shaped build but always shows a physique thats characterized by neither huge muscles nor low bodyfat. Benches and squats 2 plates and change while weighing close to 300 pounds. Loves to sport close cropped hair and wears extra smedium shirts, often likes tattoos
Most people who consider themselves permabulkers are really dreamerbulkers.
by infinite_whore March 20, 2014
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Cleveland Dreamer

The act of shitting oneself while sleeping and also on another person in the bed unbeknownst to them.
My wife's making me sleep on the couch because I had a Cleveland Dreamer last nite.
by shadow17x September 25, 2011
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Betty Draper Eyes

Like Bette Davis Eyes, except she sees everything as if she was still a spoiled little girl instead of an adult.
Responsibility always causes sighs,

she's got Betty Draper Eyes.
by far2drnk June 12, 2012
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Tommy Dreamer

Tommy Dreamer born February 14,1971 in Yonkers,New York is an American professional wrestler,best known for his his run in Extreme Championship Wrestling,where he spent most of his career.Engaged in a feud with Raven that lasted years,in which he never pinned Raven untill their last match.
His ring moniker is "The Innovator Of Violence"
by Dreamboy735 August 22, 2006
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Maggie's Drawers

A red flag raised at a military firing range to indicate that a shooter has missed the target.
I shot ten rounds and all I got was Maggie's Drawers.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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