doitch boig

a polite way to call some one a duche bag

your a god damn doich boig

by Josh O August 18, 2004

Doitche

The area on a tranny between the penis and the vagina

Dude, she had a friggin doitche!

by BenWoolard August 13, 2010

dotch

A penis that is extremely thin (like a straw)

You dont have a chode, you have a dotch

by neg boy March 12, 2005

doitch

Noun: Out of control, alchoholic, sex fiend who cant get enough of anything and is completely addicted to porn. $9.95 per night habit/the spice channel.

Adverb:Another way of saying "oh shit!"

1. Doitch ran my fuckin cable bill up to $195.00 this month ordering porn.

2. Man lays there nude, ass faced up, in roomates bathroom. Roomates girlfriend takes one look and says "doitch"!

by Doitch May 26, 2005

doutch

A woman who, if she were a man, would be considered a douche. A melding of the words "douche" and "bitch". Pronounced DOO-tch. A female who is inconsiderate of others feelings, socially awkward or pretends to be nice while acting mean towards others.

1. You know, she came over and ate 8 slices of our pizza and didn't even offer to help pay for it. She is such a doutch.

2. That doutch just cut in line for the bar and ordered 3 different drinks. So rude!

3. "I can't believe she listed me as a reference to get a job at my company and she didn't even ask!" "Don't even worry about her, everyone knows she's a doutch."

by katmarie24 November 15, 2009

Doutch-Bag

Doutch-Bag is a prank that started around the late 1930's, but reached it's popularity in the mid 1960's. The prank is when a person or group of people fart in a brown paper bag. After every has took a took a turn, you ask a Doutch to smell the bag by tricking him/her. You must have a clever reason in order for him/her to smell. After he/she smells the bag you have suceeded. Warning: no urinating or making a bowel movement in the bag. This is considered dishonourable and highly frowned upon by many.

He hit my wife. Let's doutch-bag him!

by RAVIS134 March 2, 2011

Doutchenberg

A dumb, mean person, kind of like a douchebag.

Like a douchebag, but worse.

An asshole who is stupid.

"Sarah Palin is a doutchenberg."

"No me gusta el doutchenberg" (I dont like the douchebag)

by WombatMan August 1, 2009