The doughnut

the vagina

Damn it was looking promising for you last night. Did you get the doughnut?

by walterc February 24, 2015

Pork doughnut

The ring or stain left on your cock after drilling someone in the ass.
Or
I was with this nasty skank (your mom) and she gave me a pork doughnut.

Your mom invited me over for a pork doughnut and chocolate milk.

by Holyfuckingshitballsoffire March 17, 2017

whittling doughnuts

The process of removing glaze or hardened sugar from a doughnut (often stale) to make them more edible.

These Krispy Kreme's have so much glaze on them I'll be whittling doughnuts before I can eat them.

by Cpiddy7 March 4, 2021

doughnut

a very large asshole; the most famous doughnut belongs to ryan hallowell

Wow! Howie has the biggest doughnut i've ever seen. He must have been taking it up the butt alot last night.

by nhlallstar36 June 21, 2009

time to make the doughnuts

Meaning to start work, from the Dunkin Doughnuts commercials where the man who makes the doughnuts would state "time to make the doughnuts" when leving home for work to "make the doughnuts"

Just before the 5 O'Clock news team went on air the stage manger states "Time to make the doughnuts" to let everyone know they are about to broadcst

by Mike Sheppard September 10, 2005

doughnut dick

When you slid a doughnut on your dick and your partner eats it off

Last night my girlfriend gave me a doughnut Dick

by digitaldwarf March 5, 2017

Dropping your doughnuts

To crap in one's trousers; to defecate in one's own clothing; to poop in your pantaloons; to shit your pants, in other words.

"He pulled out his gun and he pointed it (at me) and said step back and that's when I dropped my doughnuts," said the deliveryman, who asked to remain anonymous.

by ComputerKing May 14, 2005