douse your drawers

to pee your pants in the figurative sense.

to complain and/or carry on about an expected outcome or result that has yet to be determined.

visible and/or audible discomfort with a situation.

Mike, are you going to douse your drawers again after the Giants tie the game?

Those two always douse their drawers when we don't show up right on time.

by fourbillion March 27, 2011

dods don

the player in day of defeat source who lives in Canada

dods don is a terrible canadian player

by donscanadian May 3, 2012

Dodson

The state of being so drunk you chip your damn tooth while going for another swig

Dude Nathan got dodson'd the fuck up last night! He even shit himself

by Jharg December 26, 2017

Dodds’d it

When you fuck something up tremendously.

Dave: bollocks! I’ve just put petrol in my electric car!

Trevor: mate wtf! You’ve proper Dodds’d it you thick piece of cunt!

by Baltic11111 December 27, 2020

Dougsplain

A long and complex explanation of a relatively short and simple topic. A traditional dougsplain is often accompanied by random story lines that don’t seem to have any relation to the original topic

Cole: “I would help out but I just have a such a busy schedule with th—”
Alex: “DOUGSPLAIN”

by orange fruit yellow April 21, 2022

Step-dousch

When a step parent is such a tool that they lose the mother/father suffix and it is replaced with dousch.

Dude 1- man your step-dad is such a jerk
Dude 2- I know, he's a real step-dousch

by Masterprophet January 2, 2012

big dousa

someone who is, or thinks they are huge

Dan- "oh yea I just started working out at the gym"
Calum- "ohhh big dousa"
Dan- "shut up Calum, I am huge"
Calum- "nah mate, you think your huge"

by -.-Mc Lovin-.- May 15, 2017