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douchefuckersaurus

Someone who displays obvious traits of douchefuckery and has an appearance similar to that of a dinosaur, a douchefuckersaurus.
He keeps saying things do get attention, his back is hunched over, and his arms are eight inches long, he's a douchefuckersaurus.
by Witbomb October 10, 2011
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douchebiker

(n) portmanteau of douchebag and biker.

Class of bicycle enthusiast known to ride custom fixed gear bikes. Usually seen with one pant leg rolled up and wearing a Timbuk2 or Chrome bag.

Also see: http://yamabushi.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/fixiecliche.jpg
"Did you see all those douchebikers riding on Valencia St. this afternoon?"
by rowborg October 17, 2008
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douchenheimer

the captain of the douches: used as a spiteful, under the breathe remark when you have been bested by a real douche bag.
Person 1: You suck at life.
Person 2: Douchenheimer!!

example: Gerry Kordon
by Joel D. February 3, 2005
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Douchecake

An insult used to describe an idiot who smells like a used douche and a rotten cake. Put those together and you have a douchecake.
That jeffery kid in my french class with the flouride deficiency is a bigger douchecake than the caveman in my science class
by Asks 1 December 28, 2005
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Douche Nuke

The only weapon capable of dealing with a Mega Douche, this is a put-down so powerful the offending douchebag realizes the full extent of his douchiness and is vaporized.
Did you hear the put-down Mike dropped on the Mega Douche Dickie? Total Douche Nuke! Dickie melted down completely.
by speedshift September 14, 2014
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douchebucketry

The state of being a douchebucket, that is, a douche of such a high order that a bucket, rather than a bag, is required to contain all the douching fluids.
"Dude, that guys behavior was the height of douchebucketry. What a dick!"
by mommamommamomma June 12, 2009
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doucheluge

The winter version of douchecanoe, popularized on Facebook during the 2014 Winter Olympics.
"Bode Miller is a multiple Olympic medal-winning doucheluge."
by Resident Lunatic February 23, 2014
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