Doucherocketry 

The science and practice of being a douche at a whole other level.

Prior to becoming a governor, Scott Walker earned his PhD in doucherocketry.

Doucherocketry by The Anarchist in the Library March 26, 2011

douchecock 

A person who is not only a douchebag but is cocky and arrogant also. These are those people that evereyone hates because they are peter puffers. These skig-skagbougieass bitches have an incredible ability to piss of large amounts of people. Usually are or are associated with Fucktards.

Wes Jerman is a douchecock!!!!!
OHHH SHIT!!! I'M Surrounded by douchecocks and fucktards!!!!!
90% of people named Wes or Steven in Northern Virginia are douchecocks or fucktards

douchecock by DOUCHECOCKSLAYER July 29, 2005

douchefuckery

an action or group of actions so retarded that they simultaneously contribute to an individual's status as not only a douchebag, but a complete fucker as well

'Hey did you here about Tom getting fired from mcdonalds?'
'Yeah i heard he was up to all manner of douchefuckery.'

douchefuckery by douchefucker January 22, 2009

douchebucket 

someone so undesireable you cannot stand his/her prescence. making a douche bag seem bearable

Tim is so arrogant he is a complete douchebucket

douchebucket by tgibber May 13, 2010

Douchecock 

Someone who is so much of a douche and a cock, that the word had to be combined in order to save time.

Schindig is a douchecock

Douchecock by Toasttyyy November 5, 2014

Sir Alfred Douchecock 

A douche cock to the highest degree. Fucking can be used in between Alfred and Douchecock for a stronger effect.

#1: "What the fuck did you do to my car man?!?!"
#2: "I threw a hammer at the door."
#1: "Thanks a lot Sir Alfred Douchecock!

Sir Alfred Douchecock by Scrotz McGoatz January 4, 2011

Douchebeck 

A twitter hash tag used on 8/28/2010 to commemorate Glenn Beck's "Restoring Honor" rally on the Washington mall.

Most often, but not exclusively used by his detractors, and a few insightful Republicans.

The #douchebeck claimed that he wasn't promoting a book, but was "restoring America's honor." Few understood what he meant.

Douchebeck by shoqvalue August 28, 2010