douchètarian

Practice of only consuming douchè
Someone who has surpassed the level of douchèbag.

Douchè brother who is very into themselves.

Man Elliot, why do you have to be such a douchètarian?

by smarky.smark March 20, 2015

douchtard

A retarded douche.

Cathryn is a douchtard.

by SoInLove June 18, 2009

Douchetarded

Anything or anyone that is rampant in douche-baggery and retarded.

"Dude, did you see what Bill did last night? He tripped over his pants, knocked over a lamp that fell on Joey, and he yelled at Joey for making stupid noises. He is SO douchetarded."

by BlarghStudios October 8, 2011

Douchetard

A cross between a douchebag and a retard.

He's worse than an asshole. He's a real douchetard.

by Blacksophiecat November 10, 2013

Douchetard

Someone who acts like a douche and is fucking retarded

Jeremy... Fuck you Erin i ant doing shit...

Erin.... Dude stop acting like a fucking douchetard an help

by Ocwhitegirl88 January 8, 2018

douchetard

someone that is a douche bag and a retard at the same time.

"kai is a HUGE douchetard" says Kevin "Hell yeah" says jenkins.

by Da one piece boss February 23, 2021

douchetart

a sour-souled and unpleasant person who is generally impolite. A bitter asshole.

"Geez. Sam's being such a douchetart today."

"Amber, Sam IS a douchetart!"

by spankette August 20, 2008