A word Defining a real special kinda person...you know the kind that never shuts the fuck up and always whines about silly shit....it adds insult to injury...when the normal douche just won't do the job...you refer to a person as a Douche nozzle!! Implying that they themselves clean dirty Vaginas!!! XD ahahaa!!
That Bradley Hodges is being extra Douchey today...man he is being a real Douche Nozzle!! lolololol!!!
by ebower November 30, 2011
by Fat man walkin May 25, 2009
The person you see walking down the street sporting a hot girlfriend who is way out of his league. The fact that he is porking her makes him a douche-nozzle.
by Rick C. May 11, 2005
Q:What is the soup of the day?
A:Douche nozzle
Q:Do you like the new guy at work?
A:No. He is a huge douche nozzle
Q:What kind of dog is that?
A:It is a douche nozzle.
Q:Where would you like to sit?
A:On the douche nozzle!
A:Douche nozzle
Q:Do you like the new guy at work?
A:No. He is a huge douche nozzle
Q:What kind of dog is that?
A:It is a douche nozzle.
Q:Where would you like to sit?
A:On the douche nozzle!
by Sara Gallagher December 23, 2007
by michael December 09, 2003
a person who is stupid or socially awkward in an ignorant, intentional way; someone who goes out of their way to be an asshole
by shift665 July 26, 2013
To be a creator of douches or to be the god of douche bags as well as being completely full of themselves. Only a select few have been able to claim this title.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear, Greg is dating his ex-girlfriend's best friend?
Guy 2: Yeah, hes really a douche nozzle.
Guy 2: Yeah, hes really a douche nozzle.
by MasterofSkyrim November 15, 2011