Douche

Someone who thinks they are cool when they aren't. But this in and of itself doesn't make a douchebag. Someone could think they're cool when they're not and just simply be a harmless dork. No, a douche is someone who has this characteristic coupled with the characteristic of also being a smug, arrogant asshole. They are usually kinda dumb as well. Basically, not only are they not cool, they're anti-cool -- yet they ironically think they're the coolest guy in the building.

Look at Jerry with his sunglasses on indoors. What a douche.

by Fuckhead#1 August 21, 2022

Douche

Someone who thinks they are better than everyone else and acts like their actions don’t have consequences. Usually rude and stuck up

She’s missing her sisters birthday? Wow, that Roni chick is such a douche.

by Lotsofthots June 9, 2022

Douche

Noun. A arrogant man with nothing to back it up. Conceited with no grounds for being so. A poser. An adult holding on to the youth he never had. See “dad coach”

The coach wearing leggings and shorts as if he’s playing the game is a total douche.

by Deemidget December 10, 2022

Douche

1. An annoying, stupid, or otherwise obnoxiuously dumb person.
2. Femenine cleansing device.

also see "Douche Bag"

Person 1- Good Charlotte is the sh*t.
Person 2- Dude, you're a douche

by Joe April 1, 2004

Douche

n. Someone retarded.

n. Somebody that only takes in a relationship and never gives.

Ming, you are a douche person.

by WBAS June 17, 2010

Douche

The simple act of cleaning something.

Hey Manuelo, would you mind Doucheing my rug. It smells like an ass

by William Gallagher June 21, 2006

Douche

A e6 in the Marines by the name of Devon Harris.He has no friends except Quinn his tool bag buddy,cant say w's and has no tact or common sense

Man Harris actually told me to get him the stapler off his own desk today,What a douche.

by Harrisisatool March 20, 2010