Oofy Doofy Theory

Oofy Doofy Theory also known asdoofus ,hubby schlubby,wounded bird weak man narrative weak sauce narrative theory. refers to nerdy, geeky men who are alledged getting all the good looking women while good looking men chads are alone and not getting dates.
Steve is getting all the women now that oofy doofy theory is in effect , women dont give good looking guys the time of day.
by RedWA December 25, 2018
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piloty-doofy

1.A person who is obsesed with guns

2.A person who craves attention

3.A member of newgrounds who nobody likes.

4.A really ugly person
Pilot-Doofy is obsesed with guns so much its unhealthy

He pulled a Pilot-Doofy when he danced on the table

I hate Pilot-Doofy

He is so ugly he is Pilot-Doofy
by Justice December 27, 2004
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Special Officer Doofy

He plays a mentally retarded police officer in "Scary Movie". In the end he turns out to be F**KING HOT!!!!
I want to be arrested by Special Officer Doofy!
by ilovetorres June 10, 2011
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Doofy Gorilla Fucktard

When someone extremely doofy has a striking resemblance to a gorilla (and or monkey), while being a complete douchebag atleast 75% of the time.
Francis Fagone is a Doofy Gorilla Fucktard
by jimmy345890 April 20, 2008
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doofi

why is there soo many doofi
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Doofy Shoe

When someone can’t find a matching shoe so they wear a different mismatched shoe.
Nina couldn’t find her left shoe in the morning so she got upset.
“Haaa Doofy shoe”
by T Crazy April 17, 2023
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New Doofy

A better, more enlightened version of one's former self. Often used jokingly in the frame of Chuck Norris jokes and "Old Kanye vs. New Kanye". New Doofy always has money, class, impeccable style and is well-liked.
New Doofy narrates Morgan Freeman's life.
by Acoustic Cat August 25, 2022
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