doodie

It's the kind of nonsense you just can't describe. It's a big kid breaking a little one's key in the door because he was too impatient. It's buying a framed picture of the Joker when your friends just want to pick up Mike Tyson's documentary because Blockbuster is having a sale. It's crying because you didn't put on sunblock and got sun poisoning and can't go on any of the rides at Disney World. Doodie has many definitions, and it is higher on the scale than poop, but lower than cockie.

Doodie, cockie, and poop are often preceded by the terms "pure", "absolute", and "really" often to emphasize just how high the caliber of doodie that has been done.

Friend 1: Oh man, did you see Craig today? He was wearing a cabana hat and listening to Harm's Way on full-blast!

Friend 2: Wow, that's doodie.

Friend 1: Yeah, that guy is pure doodie.

by ChineseLesbian January 5, 2012

doodies

when you poo a lot after you have had exotic food

because of the mexican food i ate i have to make doodies

by billy regan January 27, 2005

Doodie Pumps

It is a word that is used to describe that friend with a big chin that loves to drink way to much beer.

Friend: Oh man do you want to talk about it.

You: Na man, just stop being a doodie pumps.

by funkshen December 19, 2011

Doodie Cakes

A solid poo nug smelling nothing like cake due to the fact that this comes out of your ass not a bakery.

I love those mornings when I hit the can and bake up some mean doodie cakes. Its a great way to start your day

by foomanchew June 20, 2005

Doodie Claus

Doodie Claus is a large, poorly groomed Hungarian man that lives in the sewers of Boston. Every year on February 12th, he journeys to the surface to give children the gifts of doodie and happiness.

Gosh, that sure was kind of you to put those orphans out of their misery Ken, you are a regular Doodie Claus.

by Spanky the Pirate April 2, 2004

doosie hole

An opening in the ass. Also know as the bunghole in which nasty fluid like substances are secreted.

My doosie hole burns.

by riffles February 18, 2008

doodie

another word for $hiT, visit www.doodie.com

dude i doodie all the time

by Your Name July 7, 2003