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diddley darn doofus

An extreme insult that should never be used.
Him: You diddley darn doofus!!
Me: .....YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!!!
by I did this in the middle of cl February 11, 2019
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doofusness

The overall actions of one or a group who continually acts like a doofus or doofi.
John is so full of doofusness, he keeps sticking his tongue on that frozen lamp post.
by Bro Rich September 21, 2008
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Dongus

A word that is a cross between nongus and doofus, meaning a person that is not very smart. Taniarus Baxterus Adelaideus.
Mother dearest stop being such a dongus.
by eldest son (not a dongus) February 5, 2010
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hipster doofus

Trendy, "cool guy" that, while certainly trendy, isn't all that cool. Easily distinguished by his semi-cool wardrobe worn badly after watching one too many episodes of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"
Wow, check out all the hipster doofuses and their mesh-backed trucker hats.
by surlyboi September 7, 2003
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doofus

goofy, used in a teasing manner.
Hey doofus! Stop being silly and get over here!
by Neurotic Newman March 11, 2009
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donkus

penis of above average size, that is used as tool to awake sleeping/passed out male friends and in some cases family members. A donkus is usually known all too well by the group of friends that it is associated with. Despite it's bad reputation and over-exposure it is an important part of the group dynamic and always "up" for a good laugh.
"Dude the Donkus woke up P-Dizzle again, I think P-Dizzle is starting to like it."
by Muff Dawg May 14, 2006
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Dongus Longus Strongus Maximus Muscle

Common term used by medical professionals to describe any muscle found in the corresponding dongal region of human anatomy. Dongal is derived from the ancient word "penis".

The term can also be used more loosely to describe any muscle in the body used to impress women, move heavy objects, or that craves brawndo

The muscle both originates and inserts on the dongal bone and is innervated by the dongal nerve.
It took fourteen cops to take me down because I kept roundhouse kicking them using my dongus longus strongus maximus muscle. Biaaaatch!
by Dongus Strongus November 10, 2007
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