doinkler

A doinkler is another word for the penis.

My doinkler is happy to see you.

by B3an July 31, 2008

Sir drinks a lot

A friend or foe who is habitually drunk in your presence, or anyone else's for that matter. He is ALWAYS the drunkest person in the room.

Tom: Oi, here comes Sam, and that dope is already three sheets to the wind.
Joe: Yo Sam! Yer fuckin' pathetic dude!
Sam: That's no way to address Sir drinks a lot!
Tom: Whatever, assmunch

by Christophe Graham July 23, 2006

Soft drinks

A word used by smaller meme accounts to replace the word meme because normies ruined memes.

Check out these new funny soft drinks on the internet

by softdrinkmemergirl72 November 28, 2016

drinks'o'clock

1. time to start drinking.
2. the time of day when it is acceptable to start drinking.

"What time is it Bob?"
(Bob looks at watch)
"It's drinks'o'clock Steve. Cheers!"

by mattanywhere December 20, 2005

barbie drinks

Any assortment of fruity flavored drinks usually containing around %5 alcohol. These drinks are mostly, but not restricted to, female consumption. These drinks often leave you with heartburn and vomit very similar to the color of your drink.

note: When referring to male consumption, replace the words barbie drinks with bitch drinks.

Bacardi Breezer, Mike's Hard Lemonade, Smirnoff Twist, etc.

Tina: Can you get me a 4 pack of fruit punch Bacardi Breezers?

Yo, your mom's gonna get crunk on barbie drinks!

by Allison January 3, 2005

boat drinks

A phrase that is uttered during really bad times to refer to the good times that will come afterwards, times that will include sunshine, nice people, and yellow drinks with umbrellas. From the movie "Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead".

Two guys are changing a flat tyre in blistering cold at three in the morning. One of them looks at the other and says:

"Boat drinks man, boat drinks"

The other one looks up, nods and concludes:

"Yeah. Boat drinks."

by Gvprtskvini December 13, 2009

big floppy donkey doinker

a person who is a total jack ass or just plain asswhole

nate was bein a big floppy donkey doinker yesterday because he got rammed in the ass to hard

by floppy donkey doinker May 8, 2006