"I feel like dogshit that's been stepped in twice"
"And you look like it, too... did you take some aspirin?"
by BUBBLES! April 09, 2008
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dogshit dancing

The dance people do when they have dogshit on their shoe and they are wiping it around in the grass to get it off.
What's she doing? She's dogshit on her shoe, she's dogshit dancing.
by Retawztif July 16, 2015
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Unrecycled Dogshit

When someone's words just have a straight up shit ton of lies that it's practically dogshit that wasn't picked up from the ground and just weren't recycled. This term is used for when someone is lying so much that it isn't even "cap" or "horse shit". It is literally dogshit.
Person 1: Did you hear John's testimony in court?
Person 2: Yeah, it was Unrecycled Dogshit.
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Utter Dogshit

In a group of lads when one behaves so appallingly is said that that they are utter dogshit.
Kieks even mentioning a shag was utter dogshit!
by PrimDog February 21, 2020
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dogshit reacharound

The worst reacharound you can get……Completed by someone with massive hands that make your member look microscopic, with palms and fingers covered by questionable skin diseases and warts.
The company I work for is a complete dogshit reacharound
by BigGammonFaceTim September 18, 2022
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Someone who is dumber than dogshit - their brain is the equivalent of a bucket...FULL of dogshit. While probably also morally inept/retarded, their intelligence is likely due to inbreeding somewhere in the family tree, or possibly being tossed into a ceiling fan as an infant. They usually turn into a screeching autist when triggered for an illogical reason.

Alternative phrase: "Uglier than a bucket of dogshit".
"All these politicians are dumber than a bucket of dogshit. I would rather have a bucket of literal-fucking-dogshit 'lead' me than these political assclowns."

"A bag of hammers, a box of rocks, and a bucket of dogshit -combined- have more intelligence than that fuckfaced douchefag."
by LeonitusMaximus September 13, 2021
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Dogshit X The Cube

Dogshit x The Cube is a potent hybrid strain of marijuana that is a cross between the strains Dogshit and The Cube
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