dodgeball

an early introduction to the search for accepting colleges/grad schools/jobs. only in dodgeball, all the roles seem reversed.
i was the master of dodgeball. this definition was added from my home computer at 12:30 pm on a monday. i digress...
by sadSac October 27, 2003
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dodgeballs

Man, I have a serious case of dodgeballs.
by Steif798 August 06, 2011
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dodgeball

by anguel October 24, 2003
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dodgeball

A sport that hurts if you are smacked in the head with the titular dodgeball.
<Person> *is smacked in head* Ow!
by FuNkY mOnKeY October 21, 2003
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dodgeball

To defend oneself from getting raped/molested by a sexually ravenous male homo sapien sapien.

And yep you've guessed it right about the meaning's origin. Dodging the guy's balls.
Yo even tho there was 5 of us in the hood runnin' the train, that white ho kept dodgeballin' us till she had time to escape and call the pigs!
by Mark H July 19, 2004
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Apollo's Dodgeball

An internet phenomenon most commonly observed on tumblr in which a random internet user will make a post in jest, only for that post to come true. The name arose from a common joke around these iccurences, in which Apollo, the greek god of prophecy, gifts the aforememtioned jesters with clairvoiance in the form of a dodgeball to the face.
"Man, wouldnt it be crazy if Tumblr let its users create their own ads?"
*1 month later, a tumblr feature comes out allowing tumblr users to create their own ads*
"Wow, op really got hit be Apollo's Dodgeball."
by TheNewbornDeity April 24, 2022
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Iraqi Dodgeball

A game similar to dodge ball in which red rubber balls are replaced by rocks.
During a spirited game of Iraqi dodgeball, Timmy took a rock to the face and lost three teeth.
by DFunk420 March 14, 2009
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