Pit Diver

An ambitious law student so inquisitive that time spent in class no longer suffices. This student is the first person to ambush the professor during break or after class, unconcerned with the possibility the professor may also want a break. While other students contemplate a cup of coffee or are packing their bags, this student races to the professors side with some far flung question or comment on the day's lesson, seemingly in an attempt to impress the professor.

1L #1: Hey, I can't wait for this class to be over.

1L #2: Me neither, only a minute left.

61 SECONDS ELAPSE

1L #1: Wow, look at pit diver, he's already asked 3 questions.

by BLS_1_L April 1, 2011

Baby dumpster diver

A career which entitles the action of diving into dumpsters looking for babies.

According to baby dumpster diver specialists, about half a dozen newborns are found in LA each year.

by Misss_Missy November 12, 2014

muff diver

the act of making love to a womans love box with ones tongue

james was always muff diving on jo

by the guys February 16, 2004

navy diver (DMT)

Navy DIvers are a small group of Alpha males who undergo riggerous training at the art of amazingness. Ancient scriptures have linked the following definitions to the breed.

1. Too awesome for words, but the following might do
2. better then the entire USMC
3. hung like the bastard child of black men and stallions
4. born of gods and titans
5. seriously good looking....seriously!!!
6. irresistable to women (and most men)
7. charming
8. dashing
9. sex gods
10.did I mention extremely good looking!!!!!

bar nerd 1: Hey look at that guy mackin' on all these women

bar nerd 2: yeah I think he is a Navy diver (dmt)

Bar nerd 1: lets just go home and play WOW

by DEEPSEADMT July 19, 2010

numpty diver

A SCUBA diver, usually of Open Water equivalent, or less, certification. They leave their fuckin' gear strewn from one end of the charter boat to the other, enter the water without their mask, air off, still holding their fins, kick the shit out of the coral and anything else nearby, exhibit no bouyancy control, frantically signal OOA after 5 minutes, and generally gob off like they know everything.

"This is gonna be a tech diving trip. I got no time for fuckin' Numpty Divers..."

by Bellenda January 17, 2008

Tokyo Dumpster Diver

The action where a female is shit on by fifty males then, is proceeded to be face fucked by one of the males at random. Quite similar to Bukkakeexcept this act involves feces.

ME:Oh Boy!, Did you hear that May got the Tokyo Dumpster Diver!?!

FRIENDS ALL TOGETHER:SICK!

ME:Yeah D00dz,What a Slut!

by m00ng04t February 20, 2009

taco diver

slang for lesbian. one who likes the vag, typically ones that are floppy.

Dude, that Nicole Sprowell is totally a taco diver.

by Jonny Cortes December 23, 2008