Distractible

A funny podcast hosted every monday by Mark Fischbach (Markiplier), Wade Barnes (LordMinion777) and Bob Muyskens (muyskerm) where they talk about various, often hypothetical topics.

I heard of this totally original podcast where 3 dudes talk about random shit. It’s called Distractible!

by definitionbestower December 5, 2022

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cultural distraction

A cultural distraction is due to cultural activities that are practiced by one culture but has also become an activity for other cultures although it doesn't really pertain to their own culture or doesn't really matter, really.

"Do we really have to participate in this cultural distraction of Chinese New Year's again? Really? Why are we celebrating their New Year again? Are we going to end up buying trinkets for things we don't really believe in? I think this is all a marketing ploy to sell trinkets every year.

by TellItLikeItIs. January 19, 2015

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bistracted

Even though straight, when someone of the same sex is so pretty that you do a double-take.

While watching Criminal Minds, I was bistracted from the storyline because Shemar Moore was in the scene.

by guiles27 August 13, 2010

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fistracted

The inability to regain focus after being struck; usually during martial arts training, or a fight.

{Brick stumbles out of the ring}

Ares:"Y'alright bro? That bout was over fast."

Brick:{shakes his head trying to clear it} "I got fistracted man, that first uppercut was dead on."

Ares:"Try not getting hit next time and maybe that won't happen."

by Ummidia Q May 18, 2011

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Dictracted

When a guy is so horny that all he can think about is sex.

"Jack was so dictracted; he slammed into a fucking tree. On the bright side, he no longer has blue balls."

"Jack was so dictracted; he inadvertently sketched a dick on his math quiz before turning it in. The teacher was not amused."

by -Blue Baller July 26, 2016

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