disneyland

(verb) The act of using creative means to conceal the true length of a line or other wait.

The Sears Tower wasn't worth the trip, they totally disneylanded us.

by badsfo January 26, 2011

Disneyland Sex

Much like a lengthy, serpentine line at The Happiest Place on Earth, Disneyland Sex is something you wait a long time for, only to have it be over in about a minute.

"(Sigh) I spent all day waiting for the bf to come home so we could do the deed, and he only lasted like 30 seconds.
"OMG. Total Disneyland Sex."

by Wordsmither Jim November 27, 2012

disneyland

the cesspool where parents go so they're children can go on a hydraulic lift painted like dumbo, eventually leading to them crying endlessly and being little shits for an entire day.

"WAGHHHHHHHHHHMOAAAHGHHHHMMMMMMM!!!" said the dissheveled child, upon leaving disneyland.

by jaykuppp January 10, 2008

Disneyland

Where they give you the Disneyland Inch.

I went to Disneyland and came back poor and walking funny.

by KillS-crap-pyDoo March 22, 2004

Disneyland

It's also Los Angeles slang for going to jail.

I got caught in a stolen car, got a ticket to Disneyland.

by Ceferino March 31, 2009

going to Disneyland

Getting D... AKA. Getting drunk and or shit faced.

Me and Joe are going to Disneyland tonight

by wildwjack November 26, 2007

disneyland girls

Can be all around race and styles. Usually have boyfriends but fun to hang out with. You usually will think of them as bratty.

"Hey those Disneyland girls are super nice"

by Yoloooooo July 4, 2016