A hellspawn company created by Satan himself to create assembly line whimsy and to buy and ruin all of our favorite movie franchises.
“Have you heard about Disney buying Star Wars?”
“Yeah, hopefully they’ll produce better movies with a bigger budget.”
Years later
“Why did we think this would be good?”
“I don’t fucking know!”
“Yeah, hopefully they’ll produce better movies with a bigger budget.”
Years later
“Why did we think this would be good?”
“I don’t fucking know!”
by Lluma June 9, 2021
A multi-billion dollar film company that was smart enough to add in adult jokes into childrens movies so while they watch movies with their children and the kids wont understand until they watch it when they are older
"We desire children." Winifred say
"Hey, it may take me a couple of tries, but I don't thing that would be a problem." the bus driver replied.
In the disney film "Hocus Pocus"
"Hey, it may take me a couple of tries, but I don't thing that would be a problem." the bus driver replied.
In the disney film "Hocus Pocus"
by BluishRumble589 February 8, 2018
by The Master of Huttese October 30, 2012
Big movie company started by Walt Disney. It is one of the biggest and most famous movie companies. It makes mostly animated, but some 'real' movies. It also has a few themeparks over the world. A few of the most famous movies are Cinderella, Snow White, Beauty and the Beast and Lady and the Tramp. Their recent movies include Tangled and Frozen.
by Eldis_ December 21, 2013
An animation company that produces crappy films starring skanky princesses or anorexic teenagers with filthy messages hidden in the background. Disney had a few good movies in the beginning, but began to decline as disney channel began to make show series out of the old crappy movies such as Lion King or Lilo and Stitch. Even the new shows and movies suck ass. We all pray they dont make Pirates of the Carribean into a show next.
Joe: Hey, i just watched the Lion King.
Bill: But that movie sucks!
Joe: No Kidding! I saw sex spelled out in the leaves in one scene!
Tom: Wanna go watch Hanna Montana?
Gary: FUCK NO! Disney channels for illiterate five year olds!
Bill: But that movie sucks!
Joe: No Kidding! I saw sex spelled out in the leaves in one scene!
Tom: Wanna go watch Hanna Montana?
Gary: FUCK NO! Disney channels for illiterate five year olds!
by Limpins Q. Fiddlesworth November 25, 2007
an evil company that buys innocent companies, takes away good things from their fans, and only cares about the money
dude, have you heard Disney just shut down Club Penguin Rewritten?
yeah dude, it's worse like they took Family Guy from adult swim!
yeah dude, it's worse like they took Family Guy from adult swim!
by dannyhogan200 April 19, 2022