A hellspawn company created by Satan himself to create assembly line whimsy and to buy and ruin all of our favorite movie franchises.
“Have you heard about Disney buying Star Wars?”
“Yeah, hopefully they’ll produce better movies with a bigger budget.”
Years later
“Why did we think this would be good?”
“I don’t fucking know!”
“Yeah, hopefully they’ll produce better movies with a bigger budget.”
Years later
“Why did we think this would be good?”
“I don’t fucking know!”
by Lluma June 8, 2021
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Get the Disney mug.Big movie company started by Walt Disney. It is one of the biggest and most famous movie companies. It makes mostly animated, but some 'real' movies. It also has a few themeparks over the world. A few of the most famous movies are Cinderella, Snow White, Beauty and the Beast and Lady and the Tramp. Their recent movies include Tangled and Frozen.
by Eldis_ December 22, 2013
Get the Disney mug.An animation company that produces crappy films starring skanky princesses or anorexic teenagers with filthy messages hidden in the background. Disney had a few good movies in the beginning, but began to decline as disney channel began to make show series out of the old crappy movies such as Lion King or Lilo and Stitch. Even the new shows and movies suck ass. We all pray they dont make Pirates of the Carribean into a show next.
Joe: Hey, i just watched the Lion King.
Bill: But that movie sucks!
Joe: No Kidding! I saw sex spelled out in the leaves in one scene!
Tom: Wanna go watch Hanna Montana?
Gary: FUCK NO! Disney channels for illiterate five year olds!
Bill: But that movie sucks!
Joe: No Kidding! I saw sex spelled out in the leaves in one scene!
Tom: Wanna go watch Hanna Montana?
Gary: FUCK NO! Disney channels for illiterate five year olds!
by Limpins Q. Fiddlesworth December 25, 2007
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Get the Disney mug.The film equivalent to the British Empire. They will not stop until they own every film company on earth.
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