dickwatcher

A homosexual man

I caught that guy looking at my cock, he's probably a dick watcher.

by GI Bro June 8, 2004

dishwasher

something that virgins call women bc they’re mad they don’t get pussy

kayla: i don’t want to have sex with you because you’re unpleasant
brad: whatever dishwasher make me a sandwich

by b0ss.jpg_666RUFUS December 23, 2020

loading-the-dishwasher

Getting your wife drunk.

Man it been a while since I've loaded-the-dishwasher.

by Srihari November 27, 2004

dishwater blonde

A 1950's term that now would be considered a "dirty blonde"

Betty is a homemaker dishwater blonde.

by Ashley April 20, 2005

dishwasher

I don't know, an expensive drying rack

What the hell is a dishwasher?

by VeteranString12 January 20, 2022

Mexican Dishwasher

When a girl is eating your asshole, giving you the reach around jerk off, and you give her the diarrhea spray

I took Maria home last night and I gave her the Mexican Dishwasher. Now we need to call a plumber and house keeper.

by Lord wagner May 15, 2018

A funny dishwasher

Anshika

Girl: *tells a joke*
Boy: Damn, you’re a funny dishwasher

by notafunnydishwasher October 23, 2020