Disgruntled Fireman

When near ejaculation in the doggie-style position, extinguish your cigarette by plunging it into the small of the woman's back. Her anal/vaginal muscles will contract tightly while you blow your load on her back.

I gave her the Disgruntled Fireman last night, and she's pretty pissed off. I don't think I'll be seeing her again.

by dissguy November 4, 2009

discounted

adj- used to describe a person who isn't all there in the head.
- to state someone is cretarded or special, at a price (reduction 40 to 60% off)

Galileo- My cat keeps chasing flies into walls
Tawn- Dude, you're cat is so freakin discounted.

by MaDamC August 8, 2007

disgruntled employee

Disgruntled employee is a person that was not qualified for the job, but was insisting so much, and begging to the employer to give him/her a chance and hire him/her. Then, after he/she is on the job, he feels he is entitled to do whatever he wants now, and employer is now his prisoners because of labor laws and OH&S laws, and other laws. In his heart, he hates manager, the company, and the job that is generously paying for his bills while he even does not deserve it. He/she does not try to improve his skills and feels it is the manager's job to teach him/her everything, when he/she feels he/she is in the mood to learn anything new.

He/she does not work and wastes time, and his/her intentions are to use the company as much as possible, and use it as a stepping stone to find his/her next victim employer. Disgruntled employee is a person that other employers should be aware of and try not become his/her next victim.

I hired Mr. ABIAAAAAMAbola last year. He presented himself to be a very professional person and asked me to give him a chance. After one month on the job, he did not deliver any tasks I asked him to do and was making people go around circles. I eventually laid him off. He went and made several claims under OH&S and Labor laws, which both were rejected. He gave us lots of headaches. Mr. ABIAAAAAMAbola was a disgruntled employee.

by Paul - The Great April 19, 2020

Disgruntled Amoeba

When a man takes copious ammounts of steroids and is unable to reach full errection. He is then unable to successfully reach orgasm during intercourse, most prominently via the reverse cowgirl position.

"Jeff is such a Disgruntled Amoeba from all the juicing he did back in his sports days. He's very sensitive of this fact."

by anonymous3549 October 24, 2009

discuntent

Anxiety a man has over a bitchy woman.

Whrn my hoodrat woman wouldn't answer the phone I experienced severe discuntent.

by KlinkerMangina August 19, 2017

disgruntled pussy

Women who were unsuccessful at Career Advancement, often through overtures of Sex, and turn around to Accuse Male Supervisors/Employers of unjustified Sexual Harassment are Disgruntled Pussy.

Oh She didn't get the promotion after throwing herself on the Boss, She's just a disgruntled pussy.

by Cindy1234 November 26, 2017

discuntered

A complicated word for "Alive" from the dreemwirld dimension.
Undiscuntered is the opposite of Discuntered and means "Dead"

Let's just say we turned him from discuntered to undiscuntered

by WeHaveEbola November 27, 2018