Money Distortion Field

The effects of an amount of money so large that it warps and distorts legal, political, and social systems that get near it. This is analogous to a black hole's gravity well that can force light which normally travels in straight lines to travel in a path that looks curved.

"That Madoff guy generated such a large money distortion field with his Ponzi scheme that he'll never go to jail!"

by Dr. Dave da Brewmeister February 2, 2009

distortionist

A word used to describe that someone is broken inside or mistreated.

I met a distortionist person.

by Randomassguy9001 September 17, 2017

distorshinized

Future tense of distortion

Cliff burton had a good distortion sound.
It was a game changer with his distorshinized sound

by Cliff Burton ghost February 11, 2018

distorshinized

Past tense of distortion

Ha Nikki distorshinized is a word

by Cliff Burton ghost February 11, 2018

distorted time lens

Another way of saying that someone does not have a reliable sense of time.

I’ve spent my life trying to pin down the complex interaction between genetic and environmental factors that have gone into my well-known and intractable distorted time lens.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2023

distorno

THE GREATEST RAPPER OF OUR GENERATION

Colored fella: Have you listened to DISTORNO yet?
Guy from Yorkshire: Mate go back to the field

Colored fella: Damn

by eatingbrains2ndbesthobby October 6, 2023

Facial Distortion Syndrome

The disease in which the afflicted person(s) unconsciously makes a face that could be interpreted as sexual arousal, constipation, or insanity.

Dont worry Hector, he doesn't think your hot, he just has Facial Distortion Syndrome

by Facial Distortion Syn Survivor October 26, 2009