human disaster

(noun) a person who despite proficiency, respectability and intelligence in many or all areas of their life manages to appear as if they have never heard of any of those things; the effect is a general combination of the hilarious, the ridiculous, the facepalm-inducing and the absolutely adorable.

Usually used in reference to public personalities i.e. actors, celebrities, authors etc.

Wait did he really just say that on television? Oh my god he's such a human disaster.

by detectivejane January 22, 2014

Sneak Dissin

Someone who's talking trash behind someone elses back.

"I heard he be sneak dissin about you G!"

by The Destroyer0021 March 26, 2008

operation fucking disaster

AKA
Operation Blue Eyed Jesus
Operation Iraqi Freedom

Noun. A more accurate description of the Iraqi invasion. See: vietnam

Paul Wolfowitz is the mastermind behind Operation Fucking Disaster

by Caleb Grant July 12, 2005

Disashockinglarious

When something is at the same time disappointing, shocking and hilarious. In this case, you'd combine the words to make "disashockinglarious."

This word is used in Nickelodeon's Victorious episode entitled "Tori Goes Platinum." In one scene of the episode, the whole class is watching a video of Tori pretending to be a crazy famous person by faking flipping out about her salad at a restaurant she goes to. So it is mentioned that this video is disappointing, shocking, and hilarious. Then Jade (one of the students in the class) says it's disashockinglarious.

That movie I saw last night was somewhat disappointing, shocking and hilarious at the same time. Therefore, it was disashockinglarious!

unhappy fun laughable

by GCon510 June 22, 2013

Cathay Disaster

When you gamble in lose during a trans-Pacific flight.

We had just crossed the international date line when I had a Cathay Disaster and shit my pants. The flight attendant told me to never trust a fart in Asia

by undiesj October 12, 2011

Survive The Disasters 2

The best fucking roblox game in the history of best roblox games.

Girl: Hey, do you play Survive The Disasters 2?
Boy: Yeah! I have over 20000 survivals, I'm S10 and Masters!

by mrhappyfangirl January 23, 2019

Sneak Dissin

Someone talking about someone else behind their back without them knowing

Bruh that bitch stay sneak dissin about someone like say it to my face what you scared of

by boujieebihh December 7, 2018