She is my dirty water mermaid
by Dirty water legend April 24, 2024

The result of a woman shitting on a mans chest hitting his nipple and the act of him pressing a glass half full of water against it and shaking. The use of the liquid varies. Commonly called dnp and way more popular than you’d thing in the southeast.
Jerome wanted to make some dirty nipple water last night so he had tina shit on his chest and she obliged.
by Dirty nips June 6, 2019

When two guys suck each other's dick to make the other friend feel good. This is completely straight and meaningless, it's just for the feeing.
by Puss5829 July 27, 2016

When you ring out the sweat from your boxers during a major case of swamp-ass and save it in a vessel.
Man I was at a live show and danced my ass off. My boxers were so saturated with swamp ass I could’ve accumulated an entire Gatorade bottle of ‘Dirty Dick Water’!
by JoelskiJizzle August 31, 2022

by FatCock39 November 7, 2021

by Ghost_themoviemaker December 7, 2021

An old carpenter arrived on the building site on a Monday morning and said to the apprentice, "well Jimmy, did you get rid of your dirty water at the weekend?' thus - did you get "a ride" or "did you get the spuds drained"? In other words did you have sexual intercourse at the weekend or "blow yer load" and get rid of your dirty water. (See Get Er Bucked in Belfast).
by weeBelfastman March 15, 2025
