Dire Straits

One of the bands that influenced me into playing guitar. I'm a metalhead and as much as I love heavy guitars, I have alot of time for soft, fast guitar riffs and solos.

Dire Straits is the tits

by UltimateDoge March 15, 2023

dire

adjective used to describe hall canteen food

A: what’s for lunch today ?
B: oh god, it’s broccoli bhajis again
A: wtf why are we paying all this money when the food is so dire

by regsramiler April 15, 2024

be' che dire

literally the finest meme

A:"ieri mi sono sborrato sulla spalla"
B:"be' che dire"

by SirWaffle22 April 03, 2018

dire straight

When a heterosexual is in an uncomfortable, non-heterosexual, situation.

Being his first trip to Las Vegas, Thomas found himself in a dire straight after he got drunk in the wrong kind of bar.

by Nyktlplk January 12, 2023

dire sneaky ninja

It is when someone has sex with someone from ISIS in a balaclava

Hey I just did a dire sneaky ninja with a guy from Syria the other day

by Mr SwagManYep February 05, 2016

Jasperian Dire Wolf

The 'Jasperian Dire Wolf' is a closed species for anthropomorphic characters, owned by @DireOpportune.
This species is a type of Dire Wolf that is taller then others, pointy ears and tends to always have the attitude of a dreadful man.

The Jasperian Dire Wolf is a wolf of great size and anger.

by J-Pyro February 27, 2020