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Spaff Directory

"you know what is the best website in the world? the Spaff Directory!"

"What does Spaff mean? check the Spaff Directory!"
by Just Me, yup. October 7, 2006
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Directors input

When a line manager or another superior provides useless input or requests for change on work prepared by an employee. Most frequently observed when the feedback-giver has no clue on the subject, but nevertheless wants to appear managerial.
Just came back from Jeff. He supplied directors input...
by The_Ratter April 19, 2010
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Director's commentry

1)On a DVD a director quietly commentin
on the films events,storyline,special fx

2)Outside a train station a smelly gentleman of the road muttering into his can of Tennents Super,commentin on the weather,"what's he lookin at?", "that bitch", etc
What fur yee lickin aat ma porpull TIN ye jakey kaant,wanna get oot ta Leith fir a burst mooth ya flabby bashtard...
by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004
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AI Director

The major selling point for Valve games Left 4 Dead and Left 4 Dead 2.

Supposedly it is an advanced AI that will make each play-through unique by spawning zombies at different times and places, and placing pick-up's just where they are needed the most.
In reality the exact same effect can be achieved by simply randomising the activity of zombie spawn-points

Left 4 Dead 2 featured the new and improved AI Director 2.0 With new features such as apawning more zombies and weapons, and blocking off parts of the level forcing players to play the game it wants.
Bill: Damn, the AI Director placed a witch on our path, looks like we'll have to kill her to get through
Lois: Doesn't matter man! It placed PILLS HERE
by L4DZombieGuy February 13, 2010
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director

Barefoot fags from California who work for porno companies.
Man, that guy is such a director! Let's go get some In n Out.
by bchi June 24, 2005
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Mouse Director

Someone who insists on looking over the shoulder of the person who is at the computer and telling them where to click.
Lizzy: Here, right there, click that, this link...
Tommy: Wow, could you be less of a mouse director?
by Modness April 27, 2007
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Director

A totaly useless program used as an outlet for useless people to continue to be useless.
by Scott Diebold May 17, 2004
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