Dinosaur

A person that understands the computer programming language COBOL.

Alice: If we don't find someone that knows black betty's source code, our payroll will disappear.
Dilbert: Well I know where the dinosaur who installed it is.
Alice: Who is it?
Dilbert: Wally.
Alice: I guess we give up.

by RobotWarrior February 19, 2018

dinosaur

A ancient reptile that chuck norris killed out.

Holy fucking shit it's a dinosaur! Jesus Christ! Whhat the FFFUUUCKKKKKK!!!!

by omgafuckingdinosaur October 1, 2008

dinosaur

Obs. A turniqutte usually of rubber tightend around the bicep during the preparation of injecting a sirenge containing illicit drugs, i.e heroin.

I was such a waste, I had to have help tying on the dinosaur.

by Anonymous July 17, 2003

dinosaurs

I sincerely hope Phrigajiblenophip's definition was a joke.

See my definition of 'Dinosaur' and ByThorsBeard's definition of 'Scale of Dinosaurs'.

Alarmingly, a recent poll showed that 51% of Americans believe that dinosaurs and early man lived at the same time.

by Killing Kittens October 26, 2004

Dinosaur

The best thing in the universe.

Oh my god, Dinosaurs! *love*

by Emmi_OMG February 8, 2009

dinosaur

Adjective: so over a situation that you're practically extinct from it.

Verb (to dinosaur): to peace the fuck out of existence.

"Why didn't you tell me this place was full of hippies? I am SO DINOSAUR."

"We were going to stay for the orgy, but then the beer ran out so we dinosaured."

by Mini Che February 4, 2010

dinosaur

prehistoric creatures, often have a penchant for eating rich lawyers on secluded costa rican islands.

John "holy shit theres a dinosaur stood next to you car"
tim "holy shit! there IS a dinosaur stood next to my car!"
*throws shoe at t rex*
"oi! get off my freakin car!"

by jakjof[ofhrlfk October 3, 2008