dingelobes

spoiled turds

Dang, did you drop some dingelobes in the flower vase. Your living room smells like oldass spoiled turds..

by squirtmouth July 6, 2016

Dinger Danger

To smack a rubix cube on your forehead.

While massaging your mayo containers.

OMG Dinger Danger!

by Triple A men June 11, 2018

dinger dusty

A term that praises olivia hail when playing roblox or minecraft

that dinger dusty, olivia hail, is incredibly talented at minecraft

by hoes_mad June 19, 2019

Dingut

Similar to a dingus, a dingut is a person who has no real clue as to what's going on and can often make stupid decisions because of this.

Unlike a dingus, a dingut is not an endearing term.

Declan: I really think Gold Coast can win the premiership next year, lock it in.

Jake: You are an absolute dingut

by Mashiekun December 16, 2019

flinker-dinger

Close kin to the reverse shocker, he who receives a flinker-dinger endures the pinky and ring finger of his mate penetrating the ass, while the index finger furiously flicks his testicles.

Guy 1: What are you doing later? Let's circle jerk with Jimmy and Jeff.
Guy 2: No way man, my nuts are still too sore from the flinker-dinger you gave me this morning.

by Chron Johnson October 12, 2008

Wet Dinger

A wet dinger occurs when a man wakes up with a used condom still on his flaccid penis. An empty bottle of whiskey must be on the floor in order for the situation to count as a wet dinger.

Shit man, I don't know who I fucked but I woke up to a wet dinger!

by Dunkalunk2015 August 25, 2014

dingletwat

When an unshaven whore who has taken a load inside her proceeds to not shower or clean herself after, leaving the cum to crust within her pubes. Thus over time tangling into a dingletwat.

While exploring the many seen land of that one open legged hoes vag, i ran unexpectedly into a nasty crust wad of jizz in her pubes. That dingletwat was huge and haunts me for the rest of my life.

by thirtyone4life May 10, 2011