dangling the carrot

Like dangling a carrot in front of a horse. A tease

"She keeps telling me She wants to have sex. I think she's just dangling the carrot"

by deathisajoy January 7, 2016

dingaling

The dangled male organ of copulation.

"I like to play with my dingaling, dingaling, dingaling.. i like to play with my dingaling.. all day long."

by ernesto November 18, 2003

mingeling

A sexually precocious,prepubescent girl.
An underage prickteaser.

"I'm going round to see that slapper I met in the pub last weekend"
"Be careful of her daughter,she's a mingeling,she'll get you in trouble if you get too friendly"

Patsy Kensit in the 'Fairy Liquid' advert

by bananabender January 23, 2011

dingaling sandwich

When you put your dick in a sandwich and someone suck On it

My girlfriend was eating a dingaling sandwich last night

by asddsalkjjkl May 10, 2016

dinering

going to a diner, usually late at night or in the wee hours of the morning.

I'll be back later, I'm going out dinering.

by LunaWing July 16, 2010

Dangling Disappointment

Used to describe someone's penis that is less than blessed. A very small penis.

I hope this girl I met last night is ready for 2 and a half inches of dangling disappointment!!

by Stitchking July 29, 2011

dangling bacon

It's when a woman's vagina is so streched out that her inner lips resemble dangling bacon.

Cara Browning Chapman needs vagioplasti to correct her dangling bacon

by missing elements September 27, 2013