Murder Dildo

Coined by popular Twitch streamer Hasanabi (real name Hasan Piker) to define guns, specifically assault rifles. Typically used when trying to downplay the importance of them or to make fun of people who are obsessed with them.

Person 1: You why's that guy open carrying his AR-15 in a Target?
Hasanabi: He must be using that murder dildo to overcompensate for something.

by Marx's Beard April 2, 2021

Dildonkulous

/'dildōnkyələs/ Adjective: WAYYY beyond ridiculous and ridonkulous. This echelon of absurdity can only be associated with dildos.

Stacy: Can you believe Adam didn't reply to my texts last night?

Rebecca: No way! I can't -

A dildo swoops through the air, slaps Rebecca forcefully on the cheek and flies away.

Rebecca: Oh my god, what was that?

Stacy: I don't know, girl. That was dildonkulous!

by JulianoBodega October 31, 2012

Dildo Horse

Unicorn. Slang

That Dildo Horse is happy to see us.

by kas858 June 26, 2010

Jewish Dildo

a $5 roll of quarters.

- I need some change man..
- I'll give you a Jewish Dildo for five dollars.

by Diskrillus July 25, 2011

dildo sack pie

The result of hastily extracting a dildo from a partner's anus and accidentally lathering the ball sack with residual fecal matter.

My girlfriend was about to climax so I got nervous and pulled the dildo out of her asshole, resulting in a dildo sack pie. I had to wash my balls for an hour.

by K.O.T.W. April 16, 2010

dildo saggins

Dildo saggins is the name of the main character from the critically acclaimed 2003 erotic action adventure film The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String

Dude, I was watching The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String last night and blew my wad to dildo saggins.

by Ice4747 September 15, 2016

dildo shaggins

The Hobbit when he's Horny

Bilbo Baggins? Ha! More like...

DILDO SHAGGINS!!! BOOYAH!

(gets analy penatrated)

by Thatguyinyourshed. November 25, 2016